11:58AM Looking for anything that would help me resist the urge of potatoes, when I came across this picture.
The good thing is that I no longer crave potatoes! The bad thing is I now have an erection...
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Friday, February 8, 2008
Day 3: Thrice-Boned
1:52 PM: I am beginning to lose all sense of reality. Today is Friday, one of those twice-as-painful days since I can't eat meat today. I went to Carl's Jr and ordered a Bean, Rice, and Cheese Burrito....It came out to $3.89, which was good because I only had $4 in my wallet. It wasn't until I got back to work, that I realized that I ordered a BEEF, Bean, and Cheese Burrito . I ended up giving the burrito to one of my co-workers who got the "taco shits" right after...TGIF, MY ASS!!! I can't wait until "TGI Saturday," when I can eat some F*****' MEAT!!
Lesson Learned: When you tango with Lent, make sure to wear your some loose underwear!
Lesson Learned: When you tango with Lent, make sure to wear your some loose underwear!
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Day 1
This year I decided to give up potatoes for Lent. I will be keeping an online journal to track my progress:
10:42 AM: Trying to figure out where I can go for Lunch. Today is one of those "twice-boned" days. As it is also Ash Wednesday, I am unable to eat meat today as well. I start jotting down places where I can eat for lunch...after half an hour of brainstorming the only place I can come up with is Fresh Choice....God, if this is what Hell is like, take me now!
11:36 AM: I draw disapproving glances from my fellow co-workers as they catch me licking my Mr Potato head doll on my desk...
12:54 PM: I go to Carl's Jr about to order a Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger without the patties and bacon, when I see that they offer a Fish sandwich. But alas!, I can't get the meal since it has the fries. I ask the cashier if I can get the meal and substitute the fries with fried zucchini. I start lifting up my shirt to "sweeten the deal", as he replies..."dear god, that's not necessary, I'll just charge you 40 more cents." MAGAT: 1, LENT: 0
1:02 PM: I am completely elated as I receive my food. The fish sandwhich is basically three fish sticks in sliced bread, but I eat it with a content grin. I am so happy, that I almost do not notice that there is a stray fry within my pouch of zucchini. I pick it up and almost eat it until I realization sets in.... I will need to bring my A-game for the next 40 days... I can't lose focus!
10:42 AM: Trying to figure out where I can go for Lunch. Today is one of those "twice-boned" days. As it is also Ash Wednesday, I am unable to eat meat today as well. I start jotting down places where I can eat for lunch...after half an hour of brainstorming the only place I can come up with is Fresh Choice....God, if this is what Hell is like, take me now!
11:36 AM: I draw disapproving glances from my fellow co-workers as they catch me licking my Mr Potato head doll on my desk...
12:54 PM: I go to Carl's Jr about to order a Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger without the patties and bacon, when I see that they offer a Fish sandwich. But alas!, I can't get the meal since it has the fries. I ask the cashier if I can get the meal and substitute the fries with fried zucchini. I start lifting up my shirt to "sweeten the deal", as he replies..."dear god, that's not necessary, I'll just charge you 40 more cents." MAGAT: 1, LENT: 0
1:02 PM: I am completely elated as I receive my food. The fish sandwhich is basically three fish sticks in sliced bread, but I eat it with a content grin. I am so happy, that I almost do not notice that there is a stray fry within my pouch of zucchini. I pick it up and almost eat it until I realization sets in.... I will need to bring my A-game for the next 40 days... I can't lose focus!
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